ahah ooo *thinks*...iv done a heck of a lot of daft things resultin in mega pain.....like....ran infront of a dart board which was lyin again our garden wall...got a dark in me shin...
and stood mega close *nosy fecker* when mate playin golf n got a right good smack under my eye from the club...got a wee puffy scar from that one

...my excuse is i was a kid....a v stoopid kid at that
