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Old 28th June 2005, 10:14am   #4
Krocktopus
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Re: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes!

Indeed, thankfully they are cold blooded and aquatic so, if like me, you live on the land in a cold climate you are probably safe but be wary if you are diving for pearls off the coast of Mauritius, they attack without warning and disorientate their prey by shooting ink from their ink shooting pouches (i don't know the technical term).

Although fatal to us (ie. the living), I doubt a croctopus would be very effective against an army of undead zompire warriors, who are rarely found at sea and more often than not are located in urban environments where lots of brains and souls can be found for thenm to feast upon.

I think the traditional handheld chainsaw is the most effective weapon against this ungodly foe, although flamethrowers are good too.

Boil the lobster people alive though, until they confess
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