| Re: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes!
A zompire would retain all of the base characteristics of a vampire (shapeshifting, blood drinking, flight etc) but would have none of the scholarly wit, erudition, panache or style of a vampire and would operate solely on primitive instincts (like a zombie). It would also say 'Braaaiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss' a lot. Neither garlic nor crucifixes are effective as the zompire can't understand what they symbolise. It must be despatched by destroying the brain-stem AND staking the heart then burning it and burying the ashes with gooseberries. Therefore it is almost INDESTRUCTABLE. Especially in a post-apocolyptic, zombie-ridden world where gooseberries are few and far between. | 
