| Re: Being a pteromerhanophobic, this article did not fill me with confidence
I'd suggest getting valium from your Doctor, drink 2 or three pints in the airport bar and neck 2 valium about 30mins before getting on plane.
However, bear in mind the flight will only last 30 mins and you'll be rather sedated for some time after that. this method would prob work better on a longer flight.
Get Face and Murdoch to put sleeping pills in your milk, or better yet pull your fucking socks up mate, take a deep breath and stop being such a wee girl about it and face it like a man. | 
