About 70% of my day is spent answering questions that have been asked over and over again in my total three years at KFC. It makes me wonder if there will ever be a day when I'm not asked at least three of the following questions on any one shift.
Which questions are you tired of hearing at work, which ones really get on your tits?
"Do you do hamburgers?"
-No.
"Can I have a strawberry milkshake"
-We don't do milkshakes.
"I'll have a large Irn-bru with that"
-I'm afraid we don't sell Irn-bru
"Do you do mashed potato?"
-Only in american stores.
"I'll have curry sauce with my fries"
-We don't stock curry sauce.
"Do you do fish and chips?"
-At kentucky fried
CHICKEN? No.
"Do you do home delivery? I'm blind." (question asked by a guy standing at the drive thru window, who had dodged two cars on their way to the carpark.)
-No
"Do you sell fags?
-No
