| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
Imaging a Friday night, about 10.45, when the line to get into the catty is fairly long:
me: hiya, five pounds please.
them: How much?
me: (ignoring the fact I've been cut off and talked over, as always) five pounds
which results in:
"What, really?" no, I just said it to be funny
"Aren't you taking piyp's anymore?" well, maybe if you SHOWED it to me, I'm not psychic!!
"But I'm a student" once again, not pschic.
"Isn't it £3 before 11?" If it was, would I have said it was a fiver?!?
also, tha age old "do you need to see my student card/ piyp?" no no, of course not, we opperate on a trust basis... actually, they're thinking of replacing myself and the stewards with boxes- one to put the entry price in, one to put any weapons or alcohol you shouldn't be bringing in with you.
Also, on the cloakroom "I've lost my ticket" makes me want to cry. ESPECIALLY when it's followed by "issa black jacket. sgot sleeves n stuff." Why is it never the people with, I dunno, the pink furry coats that loose their tickets?!? There's only ever one of those!! | 
