| Re: Things you're sick of hearing at work.
I work in Global, for some background info.
- "THAT FILM WAS SHITE!" I'm very sorry, I did of course write, direct, produce and star in the movie, so this is my fault.
- "Do yous have sunbeds in here?" That would certainly explain all of the signs that say 'SUNBEDS' on them, wouldn't they?
- "I've not got my card, the codes 12" The code is the date of your birthday, I explain, so we really need something with your name on it for ID. "*SIGH* Fine, 12th of March" THAT'S NO FUCKING USE TO ME DOLL.
- The amount of kids who I ask for ID, and they then go "I'm only 16, but can I have it anyway?" Of course you can, sorry. I explain, "I could actually have £3000 in fines to pay and 6 months in jail if I let you hire that", after which I am ALWAYS asked "How old are you?" Why does that effing matter?!?!
- There are signs after every 4 or 5 DVDs saying to bring up the clear cases BEHIND the facing covers, but every person that brings up the facing cover says "Well how am I supposed to know that?".
- "Has this got subtitles?" Well, the giant 'SUBTUTLES' sticker and French title suggest that.
I could go on. | 
