| Re: Things you shouldn't admit but will, selflessly, so others can laugh
This one time a girl in high school had broken up with me, and a couple of days later I had to play her at badminton in gym class. I put on a sort of 'nicely nicely' bit of chat but internally decided I was going to whoop her ass in some crude form of petty revenge. This went tits up when it rapidly became apparent she was awesome at badminton and kicked my ass up and down the court without breaking a sweat. I looked, and felt, an utter twat.
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