| Re: Things you shouldn't admit but will, selflessly, so others can laugh
I once phoned NHS 24 about terrible stomach pains and a HUGE abdominal swelling that gave me shooting pains when I moved. They told me to go to the local out of hours doctor (in Drumchaple hospital). I sat for a few seconds then got rushed through to the wee room where the doctor told me to get up onto the bed so he could feel my stomach.
He pressed my stomach once.
I farted the bigest fart on earth, turned a burning shade of red and made my way home.
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