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Originally Posted by djtoast  If you ever end up in a wheelchair, don't go see a play at the Traverse.
In the event of a fire, rather than trying to manhandle you up the stairs to street level to escape the burning building, they wheel you into a special "fireproof" room, which gives the firemen 2 hours to put the fire out before you get engulfed by flames.
Assuming they succeed, and you survive, they then presumably have to manhandle you up the stairs at that point anyway, the only difference being that by this point the building has likely suffered structural damage and may collapse on you.
Great idea, chaps. |
I'm sure the cathouse has something similar as well.
I know thanks to my 'status' as official helper to my colleague whos lost several toes and broken his ankle etc that unless theres an evac chair nearby (which there usually is) theres an area by the fire escape stairwell that doubles as the fireproof room despite the fact teh firedoors that open into it don't fit the doorframe 100% and we'd die a burny death in there.
oh and heres another though not quite the same.
Koi Carp. You'd be just as well saying Koi Koi.
