| Useless superpowers
What do you call a superhero who's powers are absolutely useless?
I was doing some tedious and repetitive cell culture work today and was entertaining myself throughout it by inventing new superheroes in my head.
My favourite was "Indestructable Pelvis Man" who, after sitting on a radioactive chair, developed an indestructable pelvis. He's really pissed off that he didn't get a better superpower, like flight or lasers from eyes, because although the fact that his pelvis is indestructable is quite remarkable it's also remarkably useless.
What a tragedy.
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