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Old 28th November 2006, 11:41am   #47
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Re: Revealed: rise of creationism in UK schools

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Originally Posted by LesMTS View Post
But he did fuck us up anyway didn't he? Hence the fall of man, original sin etc. Surely a perfect creation wouldn't be so irresponsible....or stupid, I mean, here you are in paradise with all you could ever want or need but you can't resist a particularly tasty looking apple because a talking snake, a snake, tells you it's dead nice. If I was Eve I'd have put the snake down to the mushrooms Adam and I had for breakfast and probably go try to sleep it off.
Ah, but you see, Eve wouldn't have known that it was freaky to have a snake talk to you until after eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge. And god put the tree of knowledge in the garden to test Adam and Eve, and to test out this new fangled contraption called free will. the argument is that its the human thirst for knowledge that fucked us all up, and God only thought he was being nice by giving us free will (to differentiate man from animal) to choose what to do with that soon-to-be ill gotten knowledge. Christians (well, some of them) will argue that creation was and still is perfect, because all you have to do know is ask for God's forgiveness and you'll be atoned and get into heaven.

I cant believe i spent four years of my life teaching people this Luckily, all of my sunday school students flunked out, and most of them are mopey wee goths now.
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