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Originally Posted by Dommy D  Did a shift in Bellshill, mind you. Rough as fuck up there. The store manager was so greasy she used a bacon rasher as a plaster!! |
theres trouble afoot in the mcdonalds world, one of the hardest bastards ever to walk the kitchen in crow road has defected to maryhill. i couldnt believe it, i was drunk and was taking a chance as it was going into the rival store and as i walked in i was confronted by some junkie in dining area.
i dont know if he knew my reputation from years gone by in a mcdonalds uniform in crow road or what but when he saw me he immdediately offered me a voucher from his wee jakie book. i opted for buy one get one free on quarter pounders, it was clearly the best voucher left in his desimated book which he had clearly been using all week to feed himself and his habit but he surrendered it none the less.
so i stagger to the till a bit wary of getting stitched up and try and avoid eye contact when all of a sudden i hear my name being mentioned and an old advisery that commanded so much respect in crow road that we wouldnt even fire tartar sauce at her was behind the counter. i was stunned, backing off at first but she wasnt going to go toe to toe with me by myself, theres no point, she knew i was out the game. i had too many banning orders hanging around my neck and i was risking some bird.
she wanted me to arrange a meet for next weekend with crow road. i might be out the game but she knew i still know the top boys and know how to organise a proper row.
and to rub salt in the wound i got two fucking hockey pucks that had clearly been in the production bin for half an hour. the cowboy bastards had also taken the mustard gun off AND took away the onions leaving me dehy's on my quarter.
i was so scraed after this ordeal i scrambled onto the bus and knowing she knew where i lived i stayed on the bus until i was in the heart of the drum (really due to steamed up windows and a skinful) before taking the back streets home and returning to safety.
i promised the mrs' i was out the game, i promised the kids i would be around until they were grown up but will this be the catalyst i need to get back into the underground of murder and mayonaise, get bck into THE REAL MCDONALDS FACTORIES!
