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Originally Posted by MarkMono Time Travellers Wife was dogshit |

Ah, Mark, never one to dissapoint... That's kinda more worth saying if you give us a clue about why you think so, n'est-ce pas? Unless you mean literally, like you dropped your copy in the street and it landed unfortunately.
For books that'll make you sound like a Streber,
Paradise Lost by mister Milton. Knocks me over with the efficiency of the language. For something that won't get a note pinned to your back,
Perfume: the Story of a Murderer (I read it - very slowly and laboriously - in German as
Das Parfum but the translation's meant to be good and there's a film now too.)
And reading my own link just now I learned that
There ya go: if Portugese gothic doom metal is your thing you may feel some kinship with this book.