| Re: What made you smile today? II
"Tortoise 'was small'
A fulchester man's tortoise was so small that an RSPCA inspector was able to fit it in a matchbox, a court heard yesterday.
Gas fitter Brian Simpkins, 46, pleaded guilty to a charge of keeping a small tortoise and was fined £6. He was also banned from keeping a tortoise for 20 years. Simpkins had asked for nine similar offences of keeping small animals to be taken into consideration.
The tortoise has since made a full recovery and now fits in a shoebox."
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