| Re: What made you smile today? II There was an englishman and irishman and a scotsman and when they all died they went to heaven but because it was jesus' birthday they had to show one of the disiples something that reflected christmas to get into heaven.
the englishman pulled out a set of keys and jingled them.
"what has this got to do with christmas?"
he replied "it sounds like bells"
so they let him in.
The Scotsman pulled out a lighter and lit it
"what has this got to do with christmas?"
He replied "it represents a candle"
so they let him in.
Finally the Irishman pulled out a pink thong
"ok what has this got to do with christmas?"
He replied "Their carols"
Yas.
High-Five!
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