Originally Posted by ¡Punk!  The Times Guide To The People's Of Europe.
Like girls, however, I too turbo shit. I usually manage a page or two before I'm out which is why, despite it being in the toilet since New Year, I've only just got up to "Czechs". But if you wanna know anything about the Welsh, Highland Scots, Lowland Scots, English, Manx, Cornish, Irish, Bretons, French, Occitans, Basques, Gallicians, Portuguese, Catalans, Valencians, Asturians, Castillians, Gibraltans, Canary Islanders, Venetians, Sicilians, Maltese, Bavarians, Danes, Norwegians, Icelanders, Franks, Prussians, Rhinelanders, Bosnian Muslims, Croats, Serbs, Macedonians, Bulgars, Greeks, Turks, Slovenes, Lombardians, Austrians, Swiss, Dutch, Walloons, Flemish or Luxembougians I'm yer man. Anything the other side of the Soviet bloc (apart from the Former Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Greeks and any Muslims people's of Europe) you're gonna need to wait a few weeks. |
