Saturday, 15 March 2008 EPL
Arsenal v Middlesbrough, 17:15
Derby v Man Utd, 15:00
Liverpool v Reading, 15:00
Portsmouth v Aston Villa, 15:00
Sunderland v Chelsea, 15:00
West Ham v Blackburn, 15:00
English Championship (Well, Ipswich for Foxglove)
Ipswich v Charlton, 15:00
SPHell
Aberdeen v Gretna, 15:00
Hibernian v Kilmarnock, 15:00
Inverness CT v Falkirk, 15:00
St Mirren v Hearts, 15:00
Scottish First Division
Hamilton v Dundee, 15:00
Livingston v St Johnstone, 15:00
Morton v Partick, 15:00
Queen of South v Dunfermline, 15:00
Stirling v Clyde, 15:00
Scottish Second Division
Alloa v Peterhead, 15:00
Ayr v Ross County, 15:00
Brechin v Queens Park, 15:00
Cowdenbeath v Berwick, 15:00
Raith v Airdrie Utd, 15:00
Scottish Third Division
Albion v Montrose, 15:00
Arbroath v Stenhousemuir, 15:00
East Stirling v East Fife, 15:00
Elgin v Dumbarton, 15:00
Forfar v Stranraer, 15:00
Sunday, 16 March 2008 Barclays Premier League
Fulham v Everton, 13:30
Man City v Tottenham, 16:00
Wigan v Bolton, 15:00
CIS Insurance Cup
Dundee Utd v Rangers, Final, 15:00
With the Celtic game being Cancelled I'm left with just the Arsenal game today. Boro should beat Arsenal, if traditional rules of upset results were to apply. But they won't. They'll still be too busy being moody about the Cardiff result to try things like passing to each other or tying up their laces. Expect an inordinately dull 2-0 win for Arsenal.
Best of luck to Dundee United as a non-Old Firm team in a cup final on Sunday, but I can't see anything other than a Rangers win.
Bonus YouTube video everyone who watches Match of the Day and Sky Sports Soccer Saturday should give a watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
