| Glasgow Girls Considered Ugliest in Britain
Fuck knows how they went about getting these results, but a new survey has revealed that men under 30 think Glaswegian girls are the ugliest in the UK. Birmingham and Liverpool have the second worst.
I was gonna link to a news page, but the only sites covering this story - unsurprisingly - are the Sun and the Record. And I gotta have principles.
(I, of course, got my info from the far more reputable More magazine.)
Newcastle ladies are supposedly the hottest, followed by London and Edinburgh.
EDIT: I take it all back, I love the Sun: "The controversial findings will be a blow to Glaswegians like Pop Idol star Michelle McManus." | 
