| Re: Doomsday (set in post-apocalyptic Glasgow)
I don't think so..
Hope you don't think I'm going to start a conversation about my cock...
Why you trying to hurt my feelings though?
I guess the upside to you being gay is that anyone shagging you, doesn't have to look at your face.
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Jeremy Kyle: You should know this, but why didn't you practice safe sex?!
Some pleb burd (without a hint of irony): Well I know it's not an excuse, but I was out my face. | 
