The train - which was late - was half full. As in, there's like one person sitting in every pair of seats. So there's no shortage. So where does that stupid old lady choose to sit? Beside me, the guy who is sprawled out over both seats, asleep, very obviously listening to music because his Walkman is visible on top of him. Why the
fuck did you have to sit there?
Also, IT personnel of every way shape and form. Fucking incompetent wankers.