| Re: Woman's body found in Queens Park
I saw a copy of the Daily Record on the way back from Ministry last night, it featured the daftese police statement ever. They were appealing for help from people who "think they didn't see or hear anything. Let us be the judge of that."
"Hello officer, i think i didn't see or hear anything."
Aparrently there were so many officers standing about with cans of Irn Bru that it looked like an advert. | 
