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Originally Posted by Westy  Guys who own a pair of slippers are ponces. Seriously, I can't think of one reason why i'd want a pair of slippers. Comfort? My shoes are comfy. Warmth? Socks! |
The floors are horribly manky! Your shoes are too fiddly to put on whilst you are bleary eyed/hungover/frozen fingered! Your shoes are, in fact, soaked through from a recent downpour and are drying elsewhere, and in any case putting them on to protect your feet from a wet mucky floor defeats the point. What do you need? SLIPPERS.
Also, they're better to give to a teething puppy than your shoes because they're more dispensable but will still last long enough that it won't go off in search of new chewing-devices too quickly. No matter how many chew toys you give to a pet, they will always prefer your footwear.
