Currently working my way through this during my bathroom based leisure time.
http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaur...x.php%3Ffb%3D1
Some absolute belters, but today I stumbled across:
CLIT AND RUN: A light-hearted indecent assault whereby one makes a playful grab for
Captain Caveman's nose followed by a swift getaway into the crowd.
Purely for the light-hearted indecent assault bit.