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43. If you're a bad-guy with a suitcase full of cash in a mall, and a huge fight breaks out inside that you have nothing to do with you run out and start shooting anyway.
44. If you're pursued by the evil paramilitaries and run out of ammo go to the garden tool shed, because all the bad guys store their circular saw blades there.
45. To properly heat a two storey mansion near L.A. you need a boiler room that looks like a combined heat and power station.
46. If you get slashed across the stomach with a knife you don't bleed like a pig.
47. Upon investigating the crime scene of a surplus store robbery, no one will notice a large Cadillac convertible full of guns, rockets, knives, explosives and especially a person parked behind the store.
48. When your daughter's life is on the line and time is limited, be sure to carefully put on black war paint to camouflage yourself on a sub-tropical island.
49. Arnold can carry an entire tree by himself.
50. A Deer will always come up and eat food from your hand.

51. Arnold can rip a bolted seat right out of car with his bare hands.
52. Even though the bad guys have disabled your truck's engine, you can still drive it down a hill with exhaust fumes coming out the tailpipe.
53. A shotgun leaves perfect rows of 6 exit wounds on a man, even though he was shot during a gun battle where the shooter was rolling, jumping, flying and generally not stable.
54. After you've jumped from a plane's landing gear from about 200 feet in the air, you can still get up and sprint across an airport tarmac.
55. Arnold can cut through logs with one swing of his axe.
56. Soldiers in the distance will shoot randomly all over the place even though the only battle going on is a small one-man melee on the other side of the island.
57. A little inflatable boat doesn't sink when you put an array of machine guns & rocket launchers in it.
58. Your hands do not get burnt when you rip a steel door of a flaming furnace.
59. You can still use both your arms to beat the crap out of someone and rip a steel pipe from the wall even though you have just been shot in the shoulder.
60. If you have been shot in the arm, slashed with knifes, beaten up, shot with a tranquillizer and also crashed into a pole with driving 50mph yet you can still walk carrying your daughter and get on a plane like nothing has happened.



61. Shopping mall decorations can be used to swing from one side of to the mall to the other.
62. You have just killed about 100 men, robbed a surplus store, stole cars, wrecked a hotel room, blew up a police van, stole a plane, beat up about 50 security guards, jumped of a commercial airplane when its taking off, wrecked private property and blew up an entire base yet you get away scot-free with no questions asked.
63. Rocket Launchers are easy to use when you read the instructions.
64. You can buy Rocket Launchers at your local surplus store.
65. On commercial airliners, live dogs are stored in the unpressurized cargo bay.
66. Matrix eats Green Berets for breakfast.
67. When an evil, psychotic mercenary determined to kill you is standing about three feet away with a machine gun aimed straight at you, he will not fire at you when you suddenly turn around and rip a pipe off the wall.
68. After kidnapping a man’s daughter and sending him to assassinate someone. You assume that one black guy on a plane will be enough to stop him from attempting to rescue his daughter.
69. Scratches on Porsches can appear and re-appear.
70. In foreign countries, any member of the public is allowed to run up to a stretcher, check whose lying on it and then runaway no questions asked.

71. If there are eight people against one man, each person will wait their turn to attack.
72. Digital watches beep annoyingly as they count down.
73. Bad guys use briefcases that open to the sound of gunfire.
74. Falling in to an electric generator doesn't actually kill you, it simply fires you up to continue fighting.
75. You can be in a tiny shed with 7 automatic weapons firing on it from all directions and not get shot.
76. Most guns have a never-ending supply of bullets.
77. Three men in a jeep driving towards you very fast and firing machine guns will not hit you despite firing on you for nearly a minute while you just stand there.
78. Grenades blow up 1 second after you throw them but take ages to go off when thrown in your direction.
79. Young girls often walk up to young black women they've never met before and hug them.
80. After driving a bulldozer into a surplus store, it is always important to put on the parking brake.

81. While robbing the surplus store make sure to grab the nearest convenient shopping cart.
82. Saw blades fly a lot like frisbees.
83. Anyone can follow clues to finding their daughter as long as they check the pockets of the person they just killed.
84. Any bad guy will nonchalantly turn around to answer an Austrian man asking him "como esta?"
85. You can jump out of a plane, hunt down and kill a man, crash into a pole at 60 mph, steal assorted automatic weapons and a rocket launcher, fly to a private island, and infiltrate an island base guarded by a small army within 11 hours.
86. The best technique to avoid gunfire is to stand behind a slender statue.
87. Firing a rocket launcher causes you to fall backwards, even though firing one backwards does not cause you to fall forwards.
88. Most of the soldiers in every evil dictator's private military look exactly the same.
89. The best way to fake your own death is to have someone blow up a boat with you in it.
90. A rocket launcher will blow up a vehicle full of bad guys, but if you shoot one at a vehicle containing a good guy it'll just break open the back so he can escape.

91. Your typical passenger on an airplane doesn't really care when you start killing the people sitting near you.
92. Airports in Los Angeles are situated next to swamps, for the convenience of those passengers who need to jump off the plane during takeoff.
93. If you kill a person on a plane just cover his face with a hat and no one will notice the dead body until the plane lands.
94. Digital watches make loud beeping noises - but only if you are looking directly at them.
95. When you have a gun in hand, and a man is trying to pick up the telephone booth you are in, don't try to shoot him.
96. It's easy to survive multiple seatbelt-less crashes.
97. Being hit by a car only makes you run faster.
98. If you kick in the door of your neighboring hotel room, you will see some big breasts.
99. You can always find two parking places right in front of the front door of a huge shopping mall.