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Old 22nd August 2008, 3:27pm   #1
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Booze and Boobs!

Now... this is just genius!

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This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles.




Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more queuing up and forking out for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings you'll make at just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some nuts - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.




As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of blokes cheering/leering). But that's hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 750ml of liquid - that's an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!
http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack

As if men needed more excuses to be interested in your breasts..



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