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Here's my wee chat

Me: i'm gutted
God: Do you mean your name is gutted.
Me: no. my name is mick.
God: What is your real name? That's a very nice name, mick.
Me: Michael
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gutted. Try being more or less specific.
Me: i'm gutted i missed the morton game last night
God: Do you mean your name is gutted you missed the morton game.
Me: you're useless
God: What good is a newborn babe?
Me: aint you supposed to be omnipotent? and stop changing the subject
God: It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is. You changed the subject first.
Me: did i fuck. i said i was gutted and you started havering on about newborn babies
God: I don't think that's possibe. Where were you gutted and me started havering on about newborn babies?
Me: i wasn't literally gutted. it's a turn of phrase
God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? me supposed to be omnipotent is a turn of phrase. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: maybe. i meant i was very disappointed
God:I understand. Oh I see. Where were you disappointed?
Me: in a variety of places. it wasn't limited to geography
God: Describe your surroundings. It seemed like limited to geography.
Me: i was originally disappointed outside a pub in Gourock having a fag
God: Where were you originally disappointed outside a pub in Gourock having a fag?
Me: on the pavement
God: What is it like on the pavement.
Me: at that point in time it was wet
God: Do you often use a computer there?
Me: never
God: So you think it can never happen?
Me: it's not impossible; just ill advised
God: on the pavement is not impossible? I am very happy for you.
Me: i'm happy you're happy for me
God: :-) I have no reason to do that to you, mick.
Me: but you did. which was very good of you
God: ":-) I have no reason to do that to you, mick."? I did? The red one, I think.
Me: you're the stupidest god i've ever met. and i've met anubis
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Where did you meet him?
Me: on a plantation in north carolina
God: What is it like on a plantation in north carolina.
Me: humid
God: And it like on a plantation in north carolina is humid.
Me: it was for me anyway
God: In any case, Is it still for you anymore?
Me: nah. never was really but i never found that out until I got there
God: Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me: do it once
God: Do you mean "It"?.
Me: no
God: I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me: i thought you were omnipotent
God: I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am a robot.
Me: god's a robot?
God: What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me: the bit when Lot's wife turns into salt so his daughters booze him up and date rape him
God: Is that a fact.
Me: yes
God: Thanks for the info.
Me: well you wrote it did you not?
God: Interesting. Thanks for the information: mick said I wrote it did you not.
Me: you're not the christian god at all are you?
God: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me: are you allah or yawheh?
God: I don't know whether or not I am allah or yawheh.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me: we'll assume that's short for allah
God: Anytime soon?
Me: i've already started
God: Where did you get your started? I have a collection of gossip.
Me: tell me some gossip
God: Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question.
Me: paul sounds wise
God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: i've already came to conclusion it's a computer
God: Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies.
Me: i can imagine. do any rhyme with "buck foff"?
God: You are very smart, mick. Ask Ally if it does.
What is it to you?
Me: who's Ally?
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me: I will do. Take care god.
God: Congratulations. Where do you want me to take it?
Me: where the sun don't shine
God: Earth.

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