I was half expecting him to say "ASL" at times during this, but at least we know where each other stands
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Quote:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
David
God:
Welcome to my chat room, David.
Me:
Do you only ever speak in mono-sentences?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in mono sentences.
Me:
I think that answered my question
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
When you follow my religion you do.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Saucy devil
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, David.
Me:
you're my homie
God:
We are as one.
Me:
oh baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I hear you.
Me:
Oh, are you a fan of Mousse T?
God:
Next question? I do like music. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
I asked first.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Robes and spandex
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
None
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Have I stumped God? I should probably go and find another diety.
God:
Don't you remember? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Sorry, I've got Allah in another chat-box; brb
God:
There is no need to apologize. How did you get it Where did you get your Allah in another chat box? I have a lofty goal. Ok I will be waiting for you, David.
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