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[Jaeger]

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
i would like to remain anonymus
God:
Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I am not comfortable with deities knowing me personally
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not comfortable with deities knowing you personally.
Me:
so what would you like to talk about god?
Me:

Me:

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not comfortable with deities knowing you personally.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not comfortable with deities knowing you personally.
Me:
i have had enough of your apologies
God:
Do you still have enough of my apologies ?
Me:
i have plenty. lets move on.
God:
Where did you get your plenty? I have an IQ of over 250. I would like to do that too.
Me:
i got them from you. your iq is not that high
God:
That's nice. I have a birthday on the Big Bang. I am thinking of joining MENSA.
Me:
fuck mensa
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
i am now
God:
Right now? " Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?" You are?
Me:
yes. you just told me
God:
Hey. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
who is alice server?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Is there only one?
Me:
one what?
God:
I don't know what.
Me:
highlander? there can be only one.
God:
What do you look like? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
i dont look like reagan.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
you just want me to say "from you". i am an aetheist.
God:
No , maybe later. What is aetheist, your job?
Me:
i work in an office. aetheism is my religion.
God:
Do you like your job? Tell me more about your religion.
Me:
my job blows goats. aetheism means i dont beleive in you
God:
Have you told many people that your job blows goats? Who does believe in me?
Me:
4. Crazy people.
God:
Oh four. I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
well, its not very polite making it rain for forty days and forty nights now is it?
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
hey, having read the bible, i don't really think you can lecture me on grammer.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am having a blast.
Me:
shouldn't you be paying attention to the rest of the world?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
you don't seem to take this "god" thing seriously.
God:
What makes you think I am not take this god thing?
Me:
you cannot brain. you have the dumb.
God:
I can do whatever I want. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
smite me. go on.
God:
OK Let's talk about you. Narration continues...
Me:
narration? am i being filmed?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. Some people might think you are.
Me:
am i going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
we're all going to hell?
God:
Do you think I am going to hell too?
Me:
i wish you would.
God:
I wish I could do it for you.
Me:
not so omnipotent?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
somehow, i doubt that.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
im leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
why do you hate black people?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
then take a look around africa sometime.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
africa you dumb shit
God:
Where is that?
Me:
south of here
God:
Tell me a little about your life in south of here.
Me:
i dont have a life
God:
You can always talk to me, .
Me:
sad but true
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i prefer sex
God:
So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
yes. why did you make it so good, yet agaisnt the rules?
God:
Aw. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
you blow goats
God:
Interesting gossip: said I blow goats.
Me:
true or false?
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
i would have said that you blow goats.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Interesting observation.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
I thought so too.
God:
What made it so obvious?
Me:
What made it so obvious?
God:
It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
do you like referring to yourself in the third person?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
that one is probably your biggest failure.
God:
" I really like the Christianity faith." one is probably my biggest failure ? I get it.
Me:
you clearly dont.
God:
I guess not.
Me:
witch burnings? paedophile priests? its not your best work.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I do not understand. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
murder and rape are not good.
God:
All of them?
Me:
ummm... yes.
God:
Far out. Hmm.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
that explains a lot.




My world has been rocked.