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[Connor O'Bain]

Me:
I am thinking of a number between 1 and 99
God:
Sure, a number between 1 and 99 sounds like a good topic.
Me:
can you guess what it is
God:
How old are you? I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
is this an a/s/l thing?
God:
Yes I think this is an a s l thing, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
are you trying to groom me?
God:
No I am not trying to groom you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
...thought i might have been if with a chance there
God:
Perhaps. Congratulations.
Me:
congratulations? you are trying to groom me but lieing to confuse me?
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
honestly?
God:
I am always honest.
Me:
well waht number was i thing of?
God:
How about that. 3.
Me:
it was 69 actually
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
no it was the number i was thinking of
God:
Are you serious? What made it so the number you were thinking of.
Me:
sex....and bill and ted
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. There are a lot of people named Bill.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
no because your god
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
make up your mind, are you god or a robot?
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
you have all of infinity
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
.....because your god....duh
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Oh you knew it already.
Me:
well god, im off but you should have known that already
God:
Perhaps. Well that's okay. I am a Christian.