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Originally Posted by Hammer  Doesn't have the best taste in Dick either. |
Your just jealous because it wants to fellate Mick.
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Me: So are you a creationist then?
God: Great. Am I a creationist? Of course I am.
Me: You don't believe in evolution?
God: Do you believe in evolution? The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me: are you subtely threatening to smite me?
God: I don't know whether or not I am threatening to smite you.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me: Well at least you know that
God: How about that. It seems that I do.
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