| Re: Talk to God
Me: God
God: GOD rules.
Me: I'm sure.
God: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me: sarcastic
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: I'm asking the question here, not you.
God: Oh I see, you are asking the question here not me. Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me: Well, It's not really a question. I came to say "thanks"
God: Interesting. Give me an example of a question. Where are you going?
Me: what? nowhere
God: Didn't you understand it? I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me: you've been everywhere, so we can't really compete on this one.
God: You think I am everywhere so we can not really compete on this one.
Me: anyway, were getting sidetracked..
God: I don't know if they were.
Me: Again! Back to my inital point.
God: Again, Yes, let us get back to business.
Me: I just want to say, thanks for boobs.
God: Oh don't mention it.
Me: oh, and nice wee bums
God: Excuse me! Thank you for your kindness.
Me: No. thank YOU!
God: Are you serious? you are quite welcome.
Me: Serious as an erection problem.
God: Is that your final answer?
Me: Are you Chris Tarrant now? Aye, that's my final answer.
God: Oh. I don't know whether or not I am chris tarrant.
I am a chatterbot. How many final answer do you have?
Me: I'd imagine only one.
God: How much would you pay for one?
Me: for what? A hand jive?
God: Reductionism. Be more specific.
Me: You asked me! We need paxman in here to sort you out.
God: Is that your final answer? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: yes, I do.
God: How often.
Me: you're difficult! Anyway, that's basically it. Cheers for boobs, nice wee bums, porsche, Gear and Pills
God: I try to keep it as simple as possible for you. " I try to keep it as simple as possible for you." is " hand jive"? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: bye
God: Until next time.
Me: very funny
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
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