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Originally Posted by EvilElvis  The cheeky DJ at Cluj played 'Glory Glory Man United' before the teams arrived on the pitch. Further needle comes from the home fans, who unfurl a banner saying: "Roses are red, Chelsea are blue, my grandma can take spot-kicks better than you |
STOP PRESS: John Terry has just held a news conference to announce that this latest incident has not at all had any effect on him, because he is both a "big man" and a "man's man" (also known as a "rent boy" in fashionable London circles) and as
England's Lion™ (pronounced: Cryin') and highly successful Captain (leading them to a now legendary tour of the Americas during the summer of 2008) he will continue to score when it really matters, such as in Wembley friendlies against the mighty United States of America - the nation who invented gridiron football.
LATE BREAKING: Referee's Chief Keith Hackett has requested a meeting with UEFA match officials to discuss what he believes to be an unprecedented attack on the credibility of the game following an incident involving an insulting banner being unfurled at Chelsea's away fixture in the Champions League against Romanian side CFR Cluj.
It is understood that Hackett is of the opinion that any banner or other such material or expression of opinion that in any way brings the professionalism, ability, or lack of bottle of
England's Lion™ and Captain John Terry brings the game into such disrepute that the only possible resolution to the matter is to award
England's Lion™ and Captain John Terry the European Player Of The Year award retroactively and prospectively for the years from 1966-2048 and Chelsea Football Club (the lifelong passion of
England's Lion™ and Captain John Terry) the League Championships and respective Cups of the following leagues for the same time period: England; Scotland; Wales; Northern Ireland; Eire; Italy; Germany; Spain; Holland; Russia; and France. Further, Hackett will request that all European trophies ever won by any club be seized forthwith and personally delivered to the home of
England's Lion™ and Captain John Terry.
Oh, and a photo of it. I love Cluj!
