| Re: Have you voted today? [EU elections]
Years ago, I was seriously thinking about running for local elections dressed as Zod; I have the chest hair, the widow's peak...I even made up posters, until I learned you need a £500 deposit. And you only get it back if you earn a certain amount of votes. Obviously to deter tits like me...
(My policies included kneeling before me, and a quick and painless death to anyone who voted for me. I couldn't see myself getting my deposit back.) | 
