Forget red, white and blue, we want to see you in red, white and BLACK, the colours of, uh, Nazi Germany, amongst other things. God, those Nazis had to ruin everything, didn't they? Stylish, though, no denying it. Red and blue clashes horribly.
Anyway, those of you donning the three magic colours get in free this Saturday, just 'cos we're feeling saucy. Can you believe it was only a year ago we started doing two nights a week in the Classic?
Featuring your friendly neighbourhood DJing quartet and drinks from £1.80
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May not contain actual porn unless you fancy Pete dressed up as a skull. Which, let's face it, you do.