[Lyrics] Your favourite song of the day (Lyrics please!)

[Bunnylingus]

She's on a planet far far away.

And there she shall remain until about June.

[Eulonima]

or in HER case, Jew-n.

[Bunnylingus]

Aw, I was Rachael for a good ten seconds there.

[Eulonima]

lies? it was a GREAT ten seconds.

you know my thoughts on real interwebs names

[Flump]

Nerf Herder - Van Halen

I bought Van Halen I
It was the best damn record I ever owned
TG&Y 1978
Two hand tapping guitar technique really got me off
Eruption yeah, ain't talkin' 'bout love, I'm on fire

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil

I bought Women and Children First
Fair Warning and Van Halen II
Dance the night away
1984 my favorite record yeah I wore it down
Might as well jump [x2]

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil

Is this what you wanted, Sammy Hagar?
Sammy Hagar, is this what you wanted, man?
Dave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy
Can't drive 55
I'll never buy your lousy records again
Again, again, again, never again:

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil
Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump, might as well jump

[alice_in_a_maze]

Bjork - Charlene

Charlene, I'm crying
So close to you darling
We're naked and laughing
You shine on my battery
Charlene

I have always adored your witty mouth Charlene
Now, would you please be very very rude to them Charlene

Charlene, I'm crying
So close to you darling
We're naked and laughing
You shine on my battery Charlene

Let me get you out of that lake Charlene
Your dress is red and oh so slippery Charlene
I guess I have to dry you, dress you and comb you
You're already late
I'll sort you out

Charlene, I'm crying
So close to you
We're naked and laughing
You shine on my battery

[Eulonima]

waiting on a Sunday afternoon
for what I read between the lines,
your lies.
feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
so do you laugh or does it cry?
reply?

leavin' on a southern train
only yesterday you lied,
promises of what I seemed to be
only watched the time go by,
all of these things you said to me.

breathing is the hardest thing
to do. with all I've said and
all that's dead for you,
you lied - good bye

leavin' on a southern train
only yesterday you lied
promises of what I seemed to be
only watched the time go by,
all of these things I said to you.

[empty_inbetween]

I'd swim across lake Michigan
I'd sell my shoes
I'd give my body to be back again
In the rest of the room

To be alone with you
To be alone with you
To be alone with you
To be alone with you

You gave your body to the lonely
They took your clothes
You gave up a wife and a family
You gave your goals

To be alone with me
To be alone with me
To be alone with me
You went up on a tree

To be alone with me you went up on the tree

I'll never know the man who loved me

[Eulonima]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

[Bunnylingus]

When I feel like you get too close I put you right down
I never really leave I just slip away
And it's not my purpose to break your spirit
I'm not really interested in what's in your heart
I don't want you to fall in love now so please don't start

I only want you
I only want you
I only want you
I only want you

I know that it's terribly cruel but then I like it
Because you tried to love me I just can't stay
And I'm not gonna lie just to spare you feelings
Cuz watching you suffer feels much better to me
I'm about to lay destruction on you
I'm not the lover man that you want me to be
I said well...

I only want you
I only want you
I only want you
I only want you

Now you see once you get too close
I put you right down
I never really leave I just slip away
But it's not my purpose to break your spirit
I'm not really interested in what's in your heart
But now I have to lay destruction on you
I'm not the lover man that you want me to be
I said well...

[Jenpot]

Fuck off with your lyrics. Music is better!

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[Eulonima]

Always said you were a Youthquaker, Edie
A stormy little world shaker
Warhol's darling queen, Edie
An angel with a broken wing

The dogs lay at your feet, Edie
We carressed you cheek
Stars wrapped in your hair, Edie
Life without a care
But your not there
Your never there

Caught up in an endless scene
Paradise a shattered dream
Why'd all the shit you took, Edie
Your innocence dripped blood, sweet child

Sweet little sugar talker
Paradise dream stealer
Warhol's Darling queen, Edie
Innocence dripped blood, sweet child

Why did you kiss the world goodbye
Ciao Baby
Don't you know paradise takes time
It takes time, but your not there
Fade away now
But your not there
Ciao Edie

[Posh]

Hello
How are you?
How'd you sleep last night?
Did you dream of me all night?
How are you?

Wake up
Good morning
You shouldn't sleep all day
Such a beautiful day
How are you?
Good morning
What's with you?
How could you?

I heard your voice
I couldn't stand it
You know you talk too much
You even scare my friends
What's with you?

The world you said
I know you're lying
You lie in bed
You lie, you lie
You lie there crying
What's with you?
How could you?
Why did you?

Hey, hey
I said it's alright
Come on, come on
I've been working all night
Hey, hey
I said it's okay
Come on, come on
I've been working all day
Working all day, hey!

Hello
How are you?
I couldn't sleep last night
I dreamed of you all night
Good morning

Get up
I know you're lying
You lie in bed
You lie, you lie
You lie there crying
What's with you?
How could you?
Why did you?

Hey, hey
I said it's alright
Come on, come on
I've been working all night
Hey, hey
I said it's okay
Come on, come on
I've been working all day
Working all day, hey!

Hello
How are you?
I dreamed of you last night
Hello
How are you?
I dreamed of you all night

I said I want you
I want you, need you, love you
Want you to want me
Remember?

Hello
How are you?
How'd you sleep last night?
Did you dream of me all night?
Good morning
How are you?
How are you?

Hey, hey
I said it's alright
Come on, come on
I've been working all night
Hey, hey
I said it's okay
Come on, come on
I've been working all day
Working all day, hey!

Hey, hey
I said it's alright
Come on, come on
I've been working all night
Hey, hey
I said it's okay
Come on, come on
I've been working all day
Working all day, hey!

[Eulonima]

Which of the witches do you belong?
The one with the eye patch or the one who's highly strung
I know you can't trust anyone
How do you capture a photograph?
Put it to sleep pretend you're having a laugh
I know you thought you'd have the last

I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight

The midget is frigid I put it to you
Who's got a match I've got the petrol to set it too
I know I shouldn't have trusted you
It's making me tense when you're telling me
It's just the facts that don't compute the classic way
I guess I'm wrong again anyway

I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight

I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn burn tonight
I'm a fire

I'm a fire and I'll burn burn
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn
I'm a fire and I'll burn burn
I'm a fire
I'm a fire
I'm a fire.

[Eulonima]

6am day after christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark
The smell of cold
Car seat is freezing
The world is sleeping
I am numb

Up the stairs to her apartment
She is balled up on the couch
Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte
They're not home to find us out
And we drive
Now that I have found someone
I'm feeling more alone
Than I ever have before

She's a prick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a prick and I'm drowning slowly

They call her name at 7:30
I pace around the parking lot
Then I walk down to buy her flowers
And sell some gifts that I got
Can't you see
It's not me you're dying for
Now she's feeling more alone
Than she ever has before

She's a prick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a prick and I'm drowning slowly

As weeks went by
It showed that she was not fine
They told me, "son, it's time to tell the truth"

She broke down, and I broke down
Cause I was tired of lying

Driving back to her apartment
For the moment we're alone
Yeah she's alone
I'm alone
Now I know it

She's a prick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a prick and I'm drowning slowly