[Psycopathic Records] Glasgow Gathering of the Juggalos. Saturday January 10th

[Mos Def]

Right.

Its been confirmed. The date, the venue, its all arranged.

Heres Scotts post from UKJuggalos, saves me typing it all out again:

Aight ninjas and ninjettes of The UKJuggalo forums in the words of violent J in the recent hotline just yall sit back and relax your nut sacs for till yall read this freshness aight here we go….

Del , Rez , the Rez’s Bro and Myself been busting ballsacs trying to find a place which could hold such an event of such epic proportions and man did we find it !
Im talking about us 4 went out with the army camouflage gear on crawling thru the deadly Glasgow jungles and darkest corners but thru all that we managed to find this place that has lay dormant since 1982 ! The Woodilee Mental Asylum was closed down due to public demand because people of the town were being brutally murdered and there was numerous un-human attacks on the Asylum staff.. The Asylum once was host to some of the sickest and deranged minds in the whole of Scotland we’re talking murderers , rapists speculation has it Michael Jackson kicked it there for a while but that’s a totally different story for another day . For many years the gates of Woodilee Aslyum have remained shut , the grounds surrounding empty and the building itself rotting HOWEVER on the 10th of January 2004izzo the Woodilee Asylum will re-open its gates to a new generation of Psychopaths and might i add under new managment and under the new name of the "Psychopathic Asylum", that’s right because on the 10th of January the Juggalo Community of Scotland (and the few from England if yall come ) will be roaming the same grounds that these sick deranged minds once did all them years ago.

Yall gonna need the times and shit so you know where to meet all us !

1pm At The Big Lion Statues In George Square On The 10th Of January
*(For thoze of you not from Glasgow get in touch with any of us and we’ll make sure yall don’t get your asses lost in the mean streets of Glasgow .) *

Now all were asking the Juggalos and lettes who attend this earth shattering , planet re-aligning event is a small fee of £4 , but before yall go saying £4 FUCK THAT ! That small lump of cash is gonna cover your BEER , EATS and TRANSPORT to the location. Now im positive this shit is gonna down with a bang and all the fam that attend gonna have a party in true juggalo style , drinking , smoking , and bumping all the psychopathic catalogue from ABK to Zug , Non Psychopathic from Tech to KMK and anything else that ninjas decide to bring wit them.

For the ninjas I lost coz the post was too long lemme sumarise

• FREE BEER
• FREE SNACKS
• CHILLIN WIT THE FAM for only £4 ninjas

I hope we see quite a lot of yall there !
Any Questions holla at myself , fuckin hell del or Rezzy

Much Juggalo Luv !

The place IS excellent tho, old mental hospital, just shut, scary as fuck when its dark.

So if yer going, 1pm, George Square at the lions.

Spread the word.

Now to get work sorted for that day...hmmm...

Ima close this thread aswell, to stop any of the shite comments that ill most definitely get.

If u wanna comment or ask any questions, get me on msn, or go to

http://www.ukjuggalos.com/forum

MNL.

[Mos Def]

Also, here's Rez post, incase none of u know what the fuck Scott is on about

For those of you that don't know, the gathering will be held on Saturday, January 10th at Woodilee Mental Asylum, which is closed, so you no longer need to worry about people thinking they're vacuum cleaners and trying to hoover you up. The meeting point will be George Square, Glasgow at 1:00PM next to the lion statues (which are kind of hard to miss). Del, Scott, Big G, and myself will be providing the booze and some form of nourishment, and we will need to get a bus to and from The Asylum - just like REAL mental patients!!! We are asking everyone to bring £4 to cover this, which is about the same as it costs to buy 33% of a CD - not much, right?

If anyone wants to bring their own booze, it'd be much appreciated - we'll bring as much as we can afford, but it'll only last so long, you dig? Same goes for food. It gets dark at night too, in case you hadn't noticed, so you might want to bring some light sources (i.e. torches, things you want to burn - that Cheeky Girls CD you got for Christmas, perhaps?). Del will be providing a CD player for tunes to bump, so if anyone wants to bring CDs, do it. The entertainment will come in the form of a day with your juggalo compadrés - what more could you want? There will possibly be some wrestling, but that's more the department of Scott's crippled ass , so check with him.

To summarise: Saturday, January 10th - George Square, Glasgow - 1:00PM. Bring £4 for expenses. Free booze and snacks, but try bring your own too. Tunes being bumped, beers being drunk, and legs being humped (purely speculation). Torches optional (but good for sight). Any questions, ask Del, Scott, myself, or post them here. MCL, and see you on the 10th!!!

I'll bump this bad boy up ocassionally aswell, so it appears in Get New.

I doubt this will interest many people, but i like making threads in my forum. Especially when they are Juggalo related.

[Woolies]

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awww, don't send the discussion elsewhere. If idiots post crap then mod it - it's what AltNation pays you for...

Seriously: discuss away.
- It actually sounds good to me - is there some sort of temporary initiation into Juggalo-ness I can take?

*realises Hoody can probably delete this post & close the thread again*

[Mos Def]

Haha, cool. I'll leave it open but i have permission to delete anything which is just abusive/off topic/or just plain shite?

Yas. I love being a mod.

[Kenny]

Originally Posted by Woolies

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*realises Hoody can probably delete this post & close the thread again*

He can't physically remove though so we could just undelete it. Anyway, carry on.

[Zooropa]

This is amazing.
In seriousness, the Woodilee is a good venue for it. It's wild. Massive area of land, all trees, bridges, old buidlings, and rivers etc.
But I love this bit:

lay dormant since 1982 ! The Woodilee Mental Asylum was closed down due to public demand because people of the town were being brutally murdered and there was numerous un-human attacks on the Asylum staff.. The Asylum once was host to some of the sickest and deranged minds in the whole of Scotland we’re talking murderers , rapists speculation has it Michael Jackson kicked it there for a while but that’s a totally different story for another day . For many years the gates of Woodilee Aslyum have remained shut , the grounds surrounding empty and the building itself rotting

It closed in 1993, and it wasn't an asylum/sanitarium, but a mental hospital.

I say again, its a good place for it though. The buildings I work in are all thats left of the gatehouse, and they'll be getting demolished too when our new place is built.

[Mos Def]

Aye Scott just made that stuff up to make it sound cooler.

[Zooropa]

The place is fucking really scary though, legit. I've not been up for years though.
During the summer it would be the dogs bollocks, cause it wouldn't be cold.

[AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS]

Right, So is the buildings opening its grounds again? or are you all just sneaking in and roaming around delapadated buildings?

[Mos Def]

The buildings are shut.

The is no longer any car access.

Its a fuckin huge area.

[Zooropa]

I think a lot of the buildings are actually demolished now, but the grounds are unbelievably big.

[G the Director]

looking forward to this.

*realises he still hasn't got that date off work.*

i have serious ass to suck tommorow.

[Zooropa]

Place marked in red is the grounds.

Its split in two by the railway track. On one side of the railway is the grounds, and woodland, on the other side is a big open grassland, and intermittent groups of trees. Theres a waterfall the far end, but you'r best staying away from there, as its next to the farm.

[G the Director]

have a beer in the name of chris.

[Woolies]

Originally Posted by Myler

What if it rains on yer beer?

nae problem,
drink fast enough and it doesn't get watered down too much
[/camping & festival veteran]