[Lyrics] Lyrics That Fit Your Situation RIGHT NOW!

[Robb]

You know how it is, you just split up/stubbed your toe/got verbally abused/fell in love/got a hard-on/had some bad news and a song comes on that fits your situation to a T. Get the lyrics up in this thread and hey, maybe it could become as mind-numbingly emo and shit as What's On Your Mind?, you never know!

In a valiant attempt at not being able to be read like a book I'm just putting up a chorus this time.

Nada Surf /Popular

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick
I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I'm the teacher's pet
I make football bets

[Jody]

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

[Townsley]

i cut myself open
i sew myself shut
my weakness is
that i care too much

[SqueeTDM]

Everyone makes one mistake,
One more time for old time's sake
One more time before the feeling fades.
One thats born of memory,
One more bruise you gave to me.
One more test just how much can I take?

You're not the one, but you're the only one
Who can make me feel like this.
You're not the one, but you're the only one
Who can make me feel like shit.

Something never meant to be,
Everything you meant to me
Wake me when this punishment is done.
Those who try and get away
from the one who gets away.
Someone's always someone else's one

You're not the one, but you're the only one
Who can make me feel like this.
You're not the one, but you're the only one
Who can make me feel like shit.

Until the end of time,
in another life,
til the day I die.
Save it up for one more try,
save it for the last goodbye.
We go on I get off,
I get on I get off.

You're not the one, but you're the only one
Who can make me feel like this.
You're not the one, but you're the only one
Who can make me feel like shit.

[Campestral]

Originally Posted by Ziggy H Bomb

i cut myself open
i sew myself shut
my weakness is
that i care too much

some things need to be quoted

[Peatbog]

good idea, i like the 'these lyrics match my situation ' feeling, who doesnt

cant be arsed right now though OH NO

[Robb]

All compliments through POSREP please.

[Campestral]

oh man that's cool! i was going to buy you a graduation dress

[Peatbog]

Originally Posted by idle

All compliments through POSREP please.

i was going to ACTUALLY however now you can whistle fur it

[Campestral]

i wish you were here
my ear near your wish

[Peatbog]

She cured the plague of the holy child
and all the while
she just walked in
and boom! she said
in her room with her red fingernails
and a grip on the answers.

When it's home
and I'm broken, let's fix.
When it's home
and I'm swollen, let's kiss.
When it's home
and we're walking, she'll lead
If she's waiting, we'll leave.
I'm so gracious.

If you touch it
it's cold.
If you drop it
it breaks.
If you hold it
it shakes.
Boom! she said.

My name's I Dare.

All the while...


GLASSJAW- HER MIDDLE NAME WAS BOOM

[Mrs.Evil of Hesselink]

It's fucken roastin' and I canny sleep.

Ok, so it's not a real song, but it could be one day.

[~kirsten~]

Originally Posted by ~kirsten~

"All I want to do all day is spend it in bed, but that's bad for the body and even worse for my head" ~ Reel Big Fish

Seems to sum up life at the moment

wow I jst typed that in the 'very simple, fav song lyric' thread :P

[Campestral]

peatbog sings some cool stuff! my brain is twisted trying to know

[Will]

*"It's 5.02, there's no-one in the place, except uh, you."


*slightly amended from original.