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31st October 2005, 7:51pm
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#1 | | Registered User
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|  The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
This had me creasing myself!!!!
Thanks to Eilidh for sharing my love of this cheesy bugger (another pint I owe you! x) www.waxhoff.com
Does exactly what it says on the tin!!! | 
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31st October 2005, 7:59pm
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#2 | | Twilight Of The Gods
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD, hahahhahaha, this makes me so happy 
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1st November 2005, 3:55pm
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#3 | | Registered User
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
The Hoff rules but wait until Steven Segal releases his album!
I can't wait for the joint headline tour!
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1st November 2005, 4:00pm
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#4 | | mR bRIGHTSIDE
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Dave Freeview The Hoff rules but wait until Steven Segal releases his album!
I can't wait for the joint headline tour! | 
Maybe this could quench your thirst until that happens
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1st November 2005, 11:42pm
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha! Red Bull look out!
"Good evening barman, I'll have a vodka and Steven Seagal lightning bolt please"
I bet it tastes like REVENGE!
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1st November 2005, 11:47pm
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#6 | | mR bRIGHTSIDE
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
I may be sad, But i giigled when i first saw this blurb Quote: |
The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lighting Bolt energy drink.
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2nd November 2005, 12:24am
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#7 | | Registered User
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
That is brilliant, I can't wait til the albums released now, I can sit and listen to it and have a nice refreshing energy drink while practicing some roundhouse kicks on the cat.
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4th November 2005, 12:26pm
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#8 | | Registered User
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
Come on!!!!
Hasslehoff vs Seagal?????
The Hoff would win!!!!!! No contest!!!
His collection of shitey leather jackets is bigger!
Doesn't matter how many energy drinks he has,Seagal would get gubbed!!!!  | |
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20th December 2005, 3:15pm
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#9 | | different kind of monster Moderator
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
Can you believe that "The Biz" section of the sun had a dig at the hoff today!?
The Hoff Hassled! i think not!
*writes stern email*
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20th December 2005, 3:56pm
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#10 | | 1 part bitch of eastwick
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
The stuff that dreams nightmares are made of... 
This picture creeps me out beyond belief...
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20th December 2005, 9:45pm
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#11 | | Registered User
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god I feel Ill.
That's just not right!
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21st December 2005, 10:51am
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#12 | | 1 part bitch of eastwick
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
if you think that's bad you should see some of the others i got sent from my bored friend in london... there's one with him in a swimming pool surrounded by floating flowers, wrongwrongwrong
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21st December 2005, 8:13pm
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#13 | | Registered User
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
Our bass player would love that, it's him that started this thread, if you get the chance can you send them to our e-mail address - freeviewtheband@hotmail.com
He'll probably send them out as christmas cards
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21st December 2005, 8:27pm
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#14 | | 1 part bitch of eastwick
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| Re: The Hoff!!!!!!!!!
hehehe, might just do that...
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