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24th November 2005, 5:51pm
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#1 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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| On A Bus
I play this in my band Paranoid Cyberman
On A bus
There’s a blind man on the bus
This visually impaired fuck’s causing a fuss
He’s not getting my seat
No I ain’t movin’ my feet!
It’s my seat, my seat on the bus
Mine to keep
Want to rest my arse
Till my stop!
Here comes a woman and kid in buggy
Fuck she’s in a hurry
Should’ve kept your legs closed
Cos to this seat I am froze!
It’s my seat, my seat on the bus
Mine to keep
Want to rest my arse
Till my stop!
Here comes my stop
Get ootta my way you cocks
Shit under the wheels
AIIIEEEEEO
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24th November 2005, 6:08pm
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#2 | | preTeEN SEXfiENd
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On a bus, On a Bus, got me sitting On a Bus | |
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24th November 2005, 6:09pm
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#3 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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| Re: On A Bus
Getting near my stop, the driver's gettin near my stop
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24th November 2005, 6:17pm
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#4 | | preTeEN SEXfiENd
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| Re: On A Bus
Fuck the buizzer doesnt work
I've missed my stop
Fucking driver's a cock | |
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24th November 2005, 6:21pm
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#5 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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| Re: On A Bus
I just saw Jesus in the back row
There he is, just a stone's throw
Shit turns out it's a tramp
His fuckin head I did stamp!
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24th November 2005, 7:11pm
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#6 | | Troll Banned
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May I?
Bastard got me thrown off the bus
Says I offended her kids, 'cos of the way I curse
5 hours later I'm laughing, piss-drunk on the floor
Because her baby fell on the road when I kicked open the emergency door. | |
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24th November 2005, 7:12pm
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#7 | | Changed Man V4
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| Re: On A Bus
That's fucking amazing!
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24th November 2005, 7:14pm
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#8 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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Originally Posted by Rorschach May I?
Bastard got me thrown off the bus
Says I offended her kids, 'cos of the way I curse
5 hours later I'm laughing, piss-drunk on the floor
Because her baby fell on the road when I kicked open the emergency door. | genius 
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24th November 2005, 7:15pm
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#9 | | Let me Complicate you...
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|  Re: On A Bus
The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round
all day long!!!!!
Howz zat for a bus song???? 
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25th November 2005, 5:50am
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#10 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: On A Bus
oh dear
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22nd December 2005, 1:53pm
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#11 | | Troll Banned
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| Re: On A Bus
I remembered this today when I was on the worst 61 bus-ride in history. < 3 | |
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22nd December 2005, 1:57pm
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#12 | | I am your queen
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| Re: On A Bus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rorschach  I remembered this today when I was on the worst 61 bus-ride in history. < 3 | 'hey curly'
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22nd December 2005, 2:05pm
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#13 | | Troll Banned
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| Re: On A Bus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jody 'hey curly' | Every bus should have a Jody installed. | |
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22nd December 2005, 2:06pm
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#14 | | I am your queen
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Originally Posted by Rorschach Every bus should have a Jody installed. | Only when there is neddy 12 year olds to be battered.
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