21st BIRTHDAY BONANZA!!!

[Arachnademus]

THREE WEEKS TIL BIRTHDAY BONANZA!!!

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You are all cordially invited to Maz & Ross' 21st Birthday Bonanza!!

Where? Queen Margaret Union, University Gardens, Glasgow, G12 8QN
When? Saturday 17th February, 10pm til 3am

The night is going to be a perfect medley of EBM, electro & alternative along with everything from 80s to cheesy dance tracks, featuring DJ Noname of Bedlam Fame, and DJ Toast from Cheesy Pop!
Come along, dance a lot, get drunk and give us birthday hugs!

Bring friends! Just make sure they are polite enough to wish myself and Ross a Happy Birthday

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Go on, its a free "clubnight!"

Also, we were originally asked to make everyone show invites to get in. As this isn't feasible, just walk in and tell the front desk that you're there for Maz and Ross' 21st Birthday Party, and that should suffice.
Or you could print this page off if needbe, either or...

Hope to see all your fabulous selves there! Beware of mass net spamming to get everyones attention.

Also, anyone who fails to show up and doesn't have a DECENT excuse will die a horrible painful death.
That is all.

Luvvles xx

[Exit_W0unds]

For a second there, I thought Addy had changed his name again

Cheers for the heads up

[Lovewookie]

It does sound like a lot of fun

[Arachnademus]

...so that does mean you'll be going, and bringing fun peoples?

[faerie_child]

maz this is, i think, the 5th time i have read this exact same blurb about ur birthday. you spammer, you!
i'm not sure i can make it. i'm moving home soon so cash will be tight

[Arachnademus]

but its free! U better be there!

[faerie_child]

but its free! U better be there!

ill still need drink money! ill see what i can do kiddo.

[Arachnademus]

ach, just tan a bottle of white lightning before you go

[faerie_child]

ach, just tan a bottle of white lightning before you go

id rather die.

[Arachnademus]

you'd rather die than go to my party? *sob*

[Plus1]

might if i have money. were you at cryotec? didn't see you

[Arachnademus]

nope, I was working a 12 hours nightshift. Attendance at party is mandatory. :P

[faerie_child]

no, id rather die than drink white lightning. silly child

[Lovewookie]

...so that does mean you'll be going, and bringing fun peoples?

well, I'll be going, I'll have to befriend/bribe fun people to go with me, they all think I'm odd.

[Plus1]

well, I'll be going, I'll have to befriend/bribe fun people to go with me, they all think I'm odd.

well there could be a reason for that.