Official Policy Statement:
Dry ice targetting will be at the discretion of dj's and management only.
Upon selection of a suitable victim, sorry, "participant", notice will be given to said individual in the form of a shouted "Oi!".
Aerodynamic transition (i.e. throwing) of previously identified projectiles (can you class dry ice as a projectile? :confused: ) towards target will then proceed.
Any attempts to avoid said projectile will be deemed an invitation for further attacks and general victimisation for the rest of the night.
It should be noted that a defensive shield, similar to the 'son of Star Wars' currently being developed by the US, is available through Cryotec management - its called "buy the dj's alcohol".
Criteria for victim selection will be on a random basis, depending what sort of mood the dj is in, and what state his lovelife's in at that given moment.
Thank you for your cooperation
