I am drunk I am supposed to be out again tomorrow (apparently) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (etc) And so on...
Were you out last night? Must have missed you
We didn't get in until about 1am, we were drinking in Airdrie until we got a taxi about 12 or something, then we had to wait in a bit of a queue
Hmm, we left about 2ish. Howd we miss you for an hour?
because he's that small