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Virus Alert
Posted 16th April 2005 at 10:59pm by Hevs
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. The virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE.
The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to five friends - if you do not have five friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE.
The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to five friends - if you do not have five friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY.
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 |  The CONNECTIONS and NEW FOLK subroutines are handy enough, but yeah the whole virus suck, especially if like me you\'ve been infected by two strains of the WORK virus. |
Posted 17th April 2005 at 3:06pm by XMachina  |
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