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My Letter

Posted 5th September 2003 at 10:44am by Stu

Dear God or Santa Claus or whoever the powers may be,

Please send me an alien spaceman from the future that can teach me how to build a team of robot clones of myself, that will tirelessly come in to the office and do all this work that\'s building up that I can\'t be bothered doing because I want to sit around playing videogames and listening to rawk music and hanging out with all my cool friends that I rarely see. In addition, please have the alien spaceman abduct the entire population...

Stu

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Sometimes I wonder...

Posted 3rd September 2003 at 3:14pm by Stu

...would I be better off if there were some things that I just didn\'t know?

Ignorance is bliss, and all.

Maybe, maybe not.

Stu

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Man I was flying

Posted 3rd September 2003 at 9:55am by Stu

UP like a rocket ship
DOWN like a rollercoaster
FAST like a loop-the-loop
and AROUND, like a merry-go-round.

Stu

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Rock and roll as a cabaret act

Posted 2nd September 2003 at 11:15pm by Stu

This evening I can only describe as \'pleasant\', which is strange considering I was supposed to have been at a rock \'n\' roll show.

The most un-rock \'n\' roll thing about it, and the thing that pleases me most, is that I didn\'t touch any alcohol. Not a drop. And the strangest thing is, even though I was out seeing a band that doesn\'t exactly set my world on fire, and I didn\'t drink at all, and I was so tired I could have just came home and fallen asleep, I had a good time....

Stu

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