I didnt get paid today

Stupid NHS pay office "forgot" to do my wages, again!
Trying to get through to a police station is like trying to obtain blood from a stone - I get some stupid wee girl on a switchboard and I ask to be put through to Coatbridge police station and she asks me what I want - I tell her, she puts me through to Motherwell!!! I have to explain myself to another operator who then offers to pass on a message to the officer concerned, eh no I would like...