I never knew that a mans balls could look so stupid with no sack to put them in

Who knew?

Hevs

Asda have finally started online delivery services in my area \\o/ Im never leaving my street again Plus they send nice eye candy to deliver it

Finally managed to brow beat my thicko ex into some kind of financial commitment to his children - the repeating of the letter C, S and A have had the desired effect and he has promised to pay me starting end of Feb? Why not the end of Jan I hear you ask, well he is going into hospital to get circumcised Medical necessity apparantly,...

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My loving daughter has been helping mummy with the housework today. So far she has used a whole can of Mr Sheen to polish the living room, caused a Fairy Liquid bubble flood in the kitchen and my bathroom absolutely reeks of Kevs shampoo which she thought would be an ideal cleaner for the toilet. All my clean clothes which I had carefully placed on her bed are now back in the laundry basket with the dirty stuff and one of her teddies is in the washing machine. Oh well, shes so chuffed with herself...

Hevs

FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!!!!!


yes that feels much better

Hevs

Coming home from work there were about 12 neds standing outside the kebab shop downstairs from my house. On of them walked up the driveway in front of me and started unzipping his trousers, pre piss and clocked me behind him so walked on a wee bit. I says to him \"its not a fucking public toilet round here\" he says to me \"I never said it was\" I says to him \"Then stop pissing in it them\" He says to me\"Make me lard arse\"...

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