I had the complete run of the office today cause nobody else made it in due to being unable to get cars out of runways. It was great fun

Stupid patient at work got majorly abusive on the phone to me today so I hung up on her. She had the cheek to phone me back and tell me that she had been a patient of our Dr\'s for 15 years (9 actually, I checked) and that I wouldnt have a job for long due to my \"pure cheek\". Yeah, I forgot that it says in my contract that I have to...