My Pet Hates

capital letters - stupid invention! if you cant tell where a sentence begins without help you shouldn't be reading.

slugs - poor show God, clearly the height of laziness! plus the name just doesn't flow

jeremy kyle - still! seems that one will never get old

mail outs - everyone (NO EXCUSES) should have email. Instead I waste half my day papercutting myself, smearing everything with blood, as I attempt to fold bits of paper into a shape that will fit the world's most awkwardly designed ...

envelopes - aaarrrggghhhh!!!!!!!! and OW OW OW OW Come on! This is a nation that invented tv's and telephones, penicillin and steam engines, the stamp for fuck sakes! and we cant figure out how to make an envelope that doesn't slit you open as you try to put letter in OR self-seal like the box says it will

people who touch my head - im not a sodding cat!

barry manilow - your time will come *glower*

westlife - see above (same reason and everything) *extra glower*

bananas - no matter how careful I am, every morning I get to work I find my banana has managed to commit hari-kari in my bag

people who ask stupid questions - like this exchange from yesterday

annoying woman - do you have an associated board timetable
me - Im afraid the person who deals with
associated board is off ill at the moment
I can take your number and pass it on
when she gets back - im sure she can
answer all your queries then
annoying woman - yes, thats all well and good but you
don't have an associated board
timetable?


For now I think thats it - but Im sure I'll add at a later date