Freeshare/Freecycle user? What about AltNation?

[corky]

Ha ha ha.
I also had a house full of shite up until about a month ago when I just decided enough was enough, and got rid of about half of my possessions.
I'm not looking for anything in particular, but for some reason I just keep logging in thinking there's going to be something fabulous on offer that could be mine for nowt.
Some twit was on asking for an xbox 360, I mean, come on....

someone was giving one away on gumtree about a month ago

[Semprini]

is it daddies tomato ketchup?

No, it's Vonnie's.

[RandomFactor]

No, it's Vonnie's.

....and so, the collective patience of the citizens having been reduced to nought but bitter ash by years of terrible one-liners and horriffic puns, Semp was hit with bricks until dead. His remains were later thrown in a ditch, with nothing to mark them, save a simple sign warning "take heed, Steven, take heed"